We are three weeks in and the beards are really starting to take shape. This week Gian and Matt have taken their beards out on the open road. They have generously taken the time to report back with their weekly beard progress.
How does your face feel? Just wrong
Has anything been caught in your beard? Tacos
Has your beard attracted any other attention? People run away from me
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Homeless
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? I hide in the dark
How does your face feel? Like someone has glued steel wool to my cheeks, chin, and upper lip
Has anything been caught in your beard? Matt Trimmer's dignity (LOL just kidding, he doesn't have any of that)
Has your beard attracted any other attention? My ability to befriend bears, badgers, and other woodland creatures has increased substantially
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Dr Pepper 10
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? I have an insatiable urge to capture, train, and ride a feral buffalo
Overheard at the Office "I hate this beard. I can't wait to shave it into a pencil-thin mustache."
How does your face feel? It is finally getting softer
Has anything been caught in your beard? Everything I drink gets stuck and then drips onto my shirt
Has your beard attracted any other attention? More people ask if I am doing it for No Shave November
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Young Mountain Man
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Makes getting ready for work in the morning faster without having to shave
How does your face feel? As beautiful as Zach Galifianakis
Has anything been caught in your beard? Just the admiration of my peers
Has your beard attracted any other attention? Even the sun is too timid to look at me
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Zeus
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Restaurants make me sit outside
Illegal Activity Reports "Gian trimmed his beard, and he made me take some off of mine."
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