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The No Shave November Chronicles: Week Three

Hannah Gierosky
November 22, 2013 | 11:00 AM

We are three weeks in and the beards are really starting to take shape. This week Gian and Matt have taken their beards out on the open road. They have generously taken the time to report back with their weekly beard progress.

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Week Three

Kris Brown

How does your face feel? Just wrong

Has anything been caught in your beard? Tacos

Has your beard attracted any other attention? People run away from me

On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Homeless

Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? I hide in the dark

Gian Genovesi

How does your face feel? Like someone has glued steel wool to my cheeks, chin, and upper lip

Has anything been caught in your beard? Matt Trimmer's dignity (LOL just kidding, he doesn't have any of that)

Has your beard attracted any other attention? My ability to befriend bears, badgers, and other woodland creatures has increased substantially

On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Dr Pepper 10

Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? I have an insatiable urge to capture, train, and ride a feral buffalo

Overheard at the Office "I hate this beard. I can't wait to shave it into a pencil-thin mustache."

Derrik Nyomo

How does your face feel? It is finally getting softer

Has anything been caught in your beard? Everything I drink gets stuck and then drips onto my shirt

Has your beard attracted any other attention? More people ask if I am doing it for No Shave November

On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Young Mountain Man

Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Makes getting ready for work in the morning faster without having to shave

Matt Trimmer

How does your face feel? As beautiful as Zach Galifianakis

Has anything been caught in your beard? Just the admiration of my peers

Has your beard attracted any other attention? Even the sun is too timid to look at me

On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Zeus

Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Restaurants make me sit outside

Illegal Activity Reports "Gian trimmed his beard, and he made me take some off of mine."

 

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