How does your face feel? Very itchy
Has anything been caught in your beard? Gum
Has your beard attracted any other attention? I've been pulled over 3 times and accused of being a drifter
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Drifter
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Yes. People stare at me more, however leaving for work in the morning is quicker since I don't need to shave.
How does your face feel? It burns, it itches, it feels like all that is man.
Has anything been caught in your beard? No, but I wish these questions were
Has your beard attracted any other attention? If one more person tells me they dont have any spare change when that has nothing to do with the actual question I asked them, I'm going to flip
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Ron Swanson
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Yes, I crave more bacon and cured meats
Overheard at the Office "If I stick my thumb in my mouth and puff out my cheeks, it just comes out like Play-Doh spaghetti"
How does your face feel? Very itchy
Has anything been caught in your beard? Ranch dressing
Has your beard attracted any other attention? Yes, but mostly negative attention
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Weird Al
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? People think I am becoming Amish
How does your face feel? Warm
Has anything been caught in your beard? The cheese from a bacon omelet dripped and remained lodged in my right cheek hair
Has your beard attracted any other attention? No
On a scale of baby face to lumberjack, how beardy is your beard? Mr. T
Has having a beard impacted your day to day life? Nope. Business as usual.
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