Role: Magento Delivery Lead
With Briteskies Since: August 2011. It's been half a decade as of this month!
Favorite Part of the Job: When I can brag to my friends about us helping our clients sell everything from wedding rings to bull semen online.
Proudest Moment While Working at Briteskies: Every time I beat Nathan in our monthly raffle drawings because, yes, even random drawings are a competition.
Hobbies and Interests: Eating, cycling, playing video games, and destroying my house and paying skilled tradesmen to fix it.
If you could have a song play every time you entered a room, what song would it be? Hulk Hogan's theme song, Real American.
What was your first concert? Newfound Glory, Less than Jake, and Good Charlotte. I was like 13, and I think some of my friends' parents actually went to the concert with us.
What would be the title of your autobiography? A Lesson of Consistent Mediocrity: by Gian Genovesi, about Gian Genovesi
What is the craziest or weirdest job you've ever had? I've had a few of these: I was a cook at Waffle House from when I was 15 until almost 20, and I was a janitor at my grade school during summers and winters in college.